I Have SOMETHING To Say, I Just Know It!

Sooooo, Auntie Three is mad at me because I didn't show up to a family thing, after telling her that I was coming and bringing 4 people with me. I had a good reason for not going, but I don't remember what it is right now. And honestly, I'm so over that whole hen party I can't tell you how much I don't care. She can have all the Christmases, and I will just take the kids and get Chinese.

What else? O hai, I moved in with the boyfriend. And his dad. Which is...weird, just weird. But we'll see how it goes. He's been incredibly grumpy since I moved in, but I can't determine if this is 'you're all up in my face, bitch' grumpy or just his usual 'why should I bother to be civil, we both know you aren't going anywhere' grumpy. And really, would it make a difference if I did know? Probably not.

I got turned down for astronaut training again. I guess it's time to update my resume and write a new essay. If I win the lottery, I am on a Russian spaceship so fast it will make your propellers spin.

Blechh, this is boring. I guess I didn't have anything to say after all.

Sorry about the wasting of your time. Send me an invoice if you like.