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Monday, September 7, 2009
Thursday, April 9, 2009
I Have SOMETHING To Say, I Just Know It!
Sooooo, Auntie Three is mad at me because I didn't show up to a family thing, after telling her that I was coming and bringing 4 people with me. I had a good reason for not going, but I don't remember what it is right now. And honestly, I'm so over that whole hen party I can't tell you how much I don't care. She can have all the Christmases, and I will just take the kids and get Chinese.
What else? O hai, I moved in with the boyfriend. And his dad. Which is...weird, just weird. But we'll see how it goes. He's been incredibly grumpy since I moved in, but I can't determine if this is 'you're all up in my face, bitch' grumpy or just his usual 'why should I bother to be civil, we both know you aren't going anywhere' grumpy. And really, would it make a difference if I did know? Probably not.
I got turned down for astronaut training again. I guess it's time to update my resume and write a new essay. If I win the lottery, I am on a Russian spaceship so fast it will make your propellers spin.
Blechh, this is boring. I guess I didn't have anything to say after all.
Sorry about the wasting of your time. Send me an invoice if you like.
What else? O hai, I moved in with the boyfriend. And his dad. Which is...weird, just weird. But we'll see how it goes. He's been incredibly grumpy since I moved in, but I can't determine if this is 'you're all up in my face, bitch' grumpy or just his usual 'why should I bother to be civil, we both know you aren't going anywhere' grumpy. And really, would it make a difference if I did know? Probably not.
I got turned down for astronaut training again. I guess it's time to update my resume and write a new essay. If I win the lottery, I am on a Russian spaceship so fast it will make your propellers spin.
Blechh, this is boring. I guess I didn't have anything to say after all.
Sorry about the wasting of your time. Send me an invoice if you like.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
As If My Imagination Isn't Enough...
Auntie One, who I love dearly but sometimes really wonder about sent me this:
http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/01/15/entrapment.pools/index.html
to my work email address. Because I really needed to know that my children are at risk of being eviscerated by random swimming pools. Like right away. Couldn't wait until I got home to find that one out. Nope.
Oh, and the first offspring tells me casually that Auntie Three is gossiping about me unkindly behind my back. Like I didn't already know this, or needed it to be confirmed.
This is really my life. It kinda sucks.
No wonder I have the urge to play dress up and be referred to as milady. I mean, wouldn't you?
http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/01/15/entrapment.pools/index.html
to my work email address. Because I really needed to know that my children are at risk of being eviscerated by random swimming pools. Like right away. Couldn't wait until I got home to find that one out. Nope.
Oh, and the first offspring tells me casually that Auntie Three is gossiping about me unkindly behind my back. Like I didn't already know this, or needed it to be confirmed.
This is really my life. It kinda sucks.
No wonder I have the urge to play dress up and be referred to as milady. I mean, wouldn't you?
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